WHY YOU AND ME NO USE THIS AT SAME TIME?! IT'S ALWAYS JUST YOU OR JUST ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAUUGH!!!! DEUAEUAEGH!!!
Monday, November 19, 2012
Wanderer "He snickers from the treetop"
I could hear the sounds of their footsteps below me, angrily
searching in the night. Every once in a while, I could see the silhouette of
the pudgy soldiers through the tree branches; every now and then catch a
glimpse of their lamplight.
“Did
anyone find him?!” I heard a man shout across the foggy wilderness. He skulked
into my line of vision, his presence boastful, like a man of power. Probably a
general, I thought to myself. To his side rushed this mousy man, who shook his
head.
“No
sir,” He said in a painfully nasal voice. “We’ve searched the perimeter up and
down, general. No sign of him.” I smirked to myself at the name ‘general’. Knew
it.
The
general growled furiously, storming to the trunk of the tree. “How could we be
so careless?! I can’t believe we lost him again!” He roared, lashing out and
punching the tree. He winced at the pain in his hand and clutched his fist
close to his chest.
‘That’s
not nice,’ I thought sarcastically, ‘what did the poor tree ever do to you?’ I
silently chuckled at my own joke.
“Do you
want the others to keep up the search?” The other man asked, turning to leave.
“No,
it’s no use.” I crossed my arms triumphantly as he spoke. “Once Rue Hinton is
gone, he’s gone. He could be right under our noses and we’d never find
him.”
‘Or
right above them.’ I mouthed, thoroughly amused by the whole situation.
“What
are we going to do about the plans?” The mousy man asked. “You know, he’s going
to kill us when he finds out it was stolen, especially by Rue. How can
we tell him we lost the el-”
“Shut
up, moron!” He hissed, looking back and forth. Wow. This whole thing seemed
like a bad storybook to me. “You and I are the only two soldiers ALIVE that
know about those plans. No one else can know.” He gave exhausted look at the
smaller man and turned to leave.
“Sorry…”
the latter replied, scurrying off behind the general.
I had
to stifle a laugh as the rest of the troops headed back to their little town. I
had to hand it to the Victorian President; he had a knack for hiring the “smartest” people I have ever met. I counted each man as they passed below me
until the last of them walked by. All of them were talking about the
“legendary” Rue Hinton, which, in itself, was hilarious to me. A legend was the
last thing I thought of myself as.
I took the contents of my pocket out; a small
notebook made of hardbound leather, a few crumpled up dollar bills, five bluish
coins, and the paper I’d just stolen from the guards. I held it up to look at
it. It was folded in thirds and marked with the Victorian seal of confidence. I
opened it, looked at the drawings and plans on it inside, and closed it again.
It didn’t mean much to me; I had no idea what it was talking about. I didn’t
know exactly what to do with it, but I knew I needed to get it from the
Victorians. They can’t have this kind of information for themselves. “Wait.” I
remembered, “Didn’t my father leave me a note explaining exactly who I should
go to?”
I stuffed all of it back into my
pocket except for the book. I flipped it open and began to leaf through the
pages, looking for the writing I knew was my father’s. Finally I found it; a
yellowed paper fell from the binding of the book. It was unmistakably my
father’s handwriting. In his elegant but still masculine handwriting was
scrawled a note I’d seen many times before.
Rue,
I know that by the time this
note means anything to you, I will likely have been gone for several years. I
want you to remember this; if you ever find you need a spark to find your way
and I’m not around, find Arthur Docherty. He’ll be able to help you, no matter
what. He lives in the Punk region. I have faith that you will be able to find
him in your ‘darkest’ hour.
~ Dad.
“Huh,” I said. “I’m actually not far from the Punk region, I think.” I
jammed the book back into my pocket and sighed. “Guess I’ll try to find this
‘Docherty’ guy tomorrow, ask him about it.”
I
relaxed amidst the tree branches and took my pan flute from my other
pocket. I knew it would be a long night,
high up here in this tree. It wouldn’t be safe to come down until the next
morning, so instead I leaned against the tree and tipped my hat down over my
eyes. I played a melody with the pan flute quietly to myself. ‘Ah,’ I thought
to myself, ‘Sleeping in treetops. My favorite.’
Friday, November 9, 2012
Wandering Prologue, if you want
I got asked, well, begged really, by Kels, to add something i wrote. Probably what's fair, comsidering i havent been here in who knows how long. I apologize! This is the prologue to my story, "Wandering".Here you are! ~ Emma
I wish that the people who lived before me weren’t such morons. I mean, I didn’t personally know them, but all I’ve heard since before I remember is about how badly they destroyed our world. I remember, when I was around four years of age, and I heard for the first time about something called electricity. My father told me humans hundreds of years ago depended on it so much, whatever it was, that every source of it was exhausted by their greed. People never had stopped trying to find other ways to make practical amounts of electricity. Never did they succeed. But this time, I knew, that it would be different. I had the plans I needed, taken directly from the Victorian Government itself.
I wish that the people who lived before me weren’t such morons. I mean, I didn’t personally know them, but all I’ve heard since before I remember is about how badly they destroyed our world. I remember, when I was around four years of age, and I heard for the first time about something called electricity. My father told me humans hundreds of years ago depended on it so much, whatever it was, that every source of it was exhausted by their greed. People never had stopped trying to find other ways to make practical amounts of electricity. Never did they succeed. But this time, I knew, that it would be different. I had the plans I needed, taken directly from the Victorian Government itself.
The Misadventures of Poor Finian Round Four
The
Misadventures of Poor Finian Round Four
“ Achoo!”
“Bless you.”
“A-a-achoooo!’
“You too.” Finian sighed, leaning over a crockpot in the
kitchen of the trios shared apartment. His friends were sick, probably the flu
or something. Due to his superior immune system, however, Finian had gotten off
scot-free! Lucky him. That means he had to take care of them. And so he
stood.
He’d tied Allyson’s light red apron around his neck, and a
chef’s hat had been forced upon his head. It was lunch time, or would be after
the stew was done. He’d gone for a beef stew, with fresh cut potatoes and carrots
from his garden out back. He had hand chosen the herbs and spices for use from
a natural food store down the road. In short, it was just about perfect.
Finian turned around to the stove, and opened the door to peer
at his garlic bread. The butter had melted into the crusty bread, soaking the ground
garlic and salt into it. He nodded in approval and turned the stove off.
“Hey! Sick people to the table. Hurry up, or it’ll get cold!”
He laid out two bowls and forks (it was
stew after all) and set a piece of the toast beside them. Then he ladled spoonfulls
of the thick broth, veggies, and meat into their bowls.
Two figures shuffled into the kitchen, an ice pack on Ally’s
head and a blanket wrapped around Gavin. They slumped down in their respective
seats and glared suspiciously at their meals. Gavin poke cautiously at a chunk
of meat and raised an eyebrow at Finian, seeming to ask a usually rather
important question. Finian sighed.
“Yes it’s edible. Eat.” Gavin closed his eyes and shoved a
spoonful into his mouth. His eyes flashed open and a look of complete
contentment settled over his features. He sighed in ecstasy.
“Finian… why didn’t you ever tell us you could cook this
good? This stew is phenomenal!” Finian smiled lightly, but shrugged off the
complement. The only reason he didn’t cook was ‘cause he was too lazy. The boys looked over to their companion.
Allyson was wolfing down her stew, not letting a drop escape
her grasp. A few seconds later, She held out an empty bowl.
“Refill.” She demanded. Awed, Gavin scooped another serving
in. Not even ten seconds later the bowl, re-emptied, was again held out.
“I think you’ve had enough.” Finian muttered, and moved to
take the bowl away.
STAB
“Aiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!” Finian withdrew his hand and rubbed it in
pain. “You stabbed me! With a fork!”
“Refill.”
“Y-yes ma’am.
Saturday, November 3, 2012
The misadventures of Gavin round 1
Gavin nervously sat down in a booth
near the middle of the restaurant. This was his solution to “Wooing his fair
maiden”, inviting her to dinner. True, it wasn’t entirely his idea, Finian had suggested not letting Allyson cook.
Gavin reminded himself to think him later.
A bell tinkled and Gavin sat ramrod
straight as the object of his affection walked in. Allyson had dressed nicely
for the night, (by nicely he means she brushed her hair and put on a dress
shirt.) and Gavin found himself unable to stop staring. She sat down across
from him, smiling and picking up the menu. Who knows how long later, the
waitress showed up, breaking Gavin out of his trance. He quickly ordered a
sweet tea, and turned back to Allyson.
“S-so, how are you?” He blurted
out. She giggled.
“Gavin, what’s with you? I saw you
not twenty minutes ago. Are you sick? Your face is red.” Gavin’s blush
increased. Luckily the waitress came back with their drinks, and Gavin promptly
gulped some of it down.
“So, what can I get for you two?”
The waitress asked.
“M-macaroni and c-cheese for me,
p-please ma’am.” Gavin stuttered. She
turned to Allyson.
“Chicken noodle soup please!” Gavin
secretly wondered if Allyson had an off button when it came to soup. Probably
not. Ally grinned at him.
“So, how did you manage to convince
Finian to stay at home anyway? He really loves going out to eat! I don’t see
why when I am perfectly good at making dinner, but…” Gavin, recently recovered
from his last blushing spree, half choked on his drink and reddened.
“I-I um, really, really wanted to eat out, w-with just
you. I wanted to t-talk to you. I g-guess Finian understood that.” The poor boy
cocked his head, a shaky grin on his face.
“Hmm. I suppose that makes since.
And what was it you wanted to talk to me about?”
“ I-I-I-I-I-I-I um… I
l-lo-lov-“
“Here is your Mac and Cheese, and
your Chicken Noodle Soup, can I get you anything else?” Gavin banged his head down on the table in
frustration, but gave a thumbs up at the waitress. “Alright, enjoy your meal!”
The waitress nodded her head and left. Allyson poked Gavin’s head
“Gavin!” a muffled noise was heard.
“What? I can’t hear you. Speak up. Gavin, what were you going to say?”The
teen’s head shot up.
“I said I love you!” Gavin’s face
went from bright red to pale in about three seconds. Ally’s dark skin flushed.
“I-I… I said that out loud, d-didn’t I?
Friday, November 2, 2012
Pretentious lions
Oh, beware the lion that you see as pretentious,
As thinking itself to be unique and worthy of all attention.
For if you claim it to be preposterous,
It will most likely eat you.
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What? It will!
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